I’m staring at the muffintop
Its like a bakery cause its getting hot
The whole club moves when that body drops
I love to watch it shake girl please don’t stop
It happened from the moment that our eyes were locked
The way you stuck out shows you eat a lot
You want a rounded girl that’s what I got
With my, my my muffintop
Was your daddy a baker cause you got nice buns, But that other pastry is what gets me hun
Put some sprinkles on it cause, ding it’s done, When I get you in that club we’ll be having some fun
I love your tight jeans and that belly shirt, I see you look'n at me girl your such a flirt
But everytime you dance girl it looks like work, cause You’re knocking over tables everytime you twirk
Girl I really dig your intertube, I love to watch it shake love to watch it move
I am mesmerized when you start to groove, now everytime I see a muffin I get in the mood
When you shake it hard girl I hear a clap, but that’s just from your rolls slapping on your back
What is sticking out, is that your butt or your back?, those aren’t just love handles, it’s a love attack!
You got a hang over and you don’t even drink
Girls sweatin so much that your starting to stink
You’re not dancing hard enough to cause that much sweat
But everytime you shake your head you’re making me wet
I see you bend over try and touch your toes
Everytime you do that your butt crack’s exposed
You’re wearing size two’s you should be wearing size twelves
But let me sit my cup on your built in shelves.
2 comments:
"I'm passing out... I'm passing out... Gone." Priceless. I love it...
Those lyrics are some of the funniest I've ever read. Hysterical.
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